Posts Tagged ‘ONION’

USB-POWERED TRAVEL TOASTER – JOKE GIFT BOX FROM THE ONION


2010
02.23

  • It’s A Gift Box
  • Exclusively Available From The Onion
  • Toasts Up To 4 Pieces Of Toast In Just 30 Minutes
  • Winner Of The Gold Floppy Disk Award For Best Cooking Peripheral
  • Box dimensions: 12″x9″x4″

Product DescriptionDont be tethered to the kitchen. Take your toast. . . to go! Now you can take a toaster everywhere you take your laptop. Insert a slice of any breadwhite, wheat, even ryeand in 7-9 minutes, you have the kind of perfect toast you could only get from a computer. Winner of the 2006 Gold Floppy Disc Award for Best Cooking Peripheral.

No, the products aren’t real. But the empty boxes are. Wrap your otherwise forgettable gift in a gift box from The Onion, and watch their fa. . . More >>

USB-POWERED TRAVEL TOASTER – JOKE GIFT BOX FROM THE ONION

KleenStride Personal Debris Removal System – JOKE GIFT BOX – FROM THE ONION


2010
02.07

  • Joke Gift Box
  • Only Available From The Onion, America’s Finest News Source

Product DescriptionNo, the products aren’t real. But the empty boxes are. Wrap your otherwise forgettable gift in an Onion gift box, and watch their faces fall when they realize there is no such thing as a boot-attached personal debris removal systemjust a crappy bric-a-brac inside you waited until the last moment to buy.

Box dimensions: 12″x9″x4″

Sold individually. Many designs available. . . . More >>

KleenStride Personal Debris Removal System – JOKE GIFT BOX – FROM THE ONION


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