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Can A Sense Of Humor Win Over A Woman?

2010
09.06

by el_tommo

Can A Sense Of Humor Win Over A Woman?

Do you have a good sense of humor or are you a serious person that can come across as boring? If you are trying to meet women, especially the woman of your dreams you had better learn to develop a good personality that will be lighthearted and funny. This is another of those key points you need to work on.

Woman like a guy that is funny and confident. If you can make the girls laugh you have broken through a barrier of defense that they sometimes put up and made them smile. Having a good sense of humor shows you have some intelligence about you and are fun to be with.

Do you know some really funny jokes of a non sexual nature? This is the kind of joke you can tell a girl you have just met, no sexual jokes now because you will come across as immature to women that don’t know you. Also hold back on the sexual remarks you think are funny because they may not be funny to her.

Get a set of good jokes memorized and practice telling them so it comes across comfortably. You don’t want to stumble through the story and look stupid, especially if you forget the punch line. Learn to tell the joke using some funny voices and use your hands as you tell the story. You want to put some life into it.

Is it ok to use the same jokes all the time? Well yes, no one should know the difference but it would benefit you to add something new every so often. Work on your sense of humor and you can reap the rewards that it will bring you.

 

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Baseball jokes and basketball jokes are the gold standard of jokes

2010
09.05

by QbiT

Baseball jokes and basketball jokes are the gold standard of jokes

You can take any baseball jokes or basketball jokes and turn them around so that you use them to mock another team. Some of the best jokes about sports teams are told, with affection, about the sports team that the fan really likes.     

In Chicago, there are plenty of baseball jokes floating around. Not so much with the basketball jokes as Chicago has two major league baseball teams and only one basketball team. The rivalry between the Cubs and the White Sox is fodder for a number of different baseball jokes, too numerous and many of them too profane to mention here.  

Basketball jokes in Chicago often focus on the players. When Dennis Rodman played for the Bulls, there were more than enough basketball jokes about him going around. This was probably due to the fact that he would do things like show up for a book signing in a wedding dress.  

Baseball jokes that reflect a rivalry between two teams can be modified to fit any team. It is a good probability that the same baseball jokes that are said about the Cub and the Sox are also repeated in New York City between Yankees and Mets fans. The same jokes can also be switched around so that the butt of the joke is the other team in New York City, whereas this is tough to do with baseball jokes in Chicago since the Cubs have not won the World Series for 100 years.    

Most basketball jokes and baseball jokes are harmless, although some people will take them a bit too seriously. Telling an anti Red Sox joke in Boston, for example, would be considered a capital crime. Actually it isn’t but it is definitely an example of a bad baseball joke.    

You can find some great jokes about baseball and basketball online. You can modify most of the jokes so that they can fit your team and use them to torment fans of other teams, in a good natured way, of course. Some Cubs jokes are put on T-shirts and worn to games where the Cubs play the White Sox. Since the major leagues began allowing exhibition games between the American and National league, there has been a serious increase in good jokes about baseball teams.  

If you are looking for basketball jokes or those about baseball, there is no better way to find them than online. You are better off to tell these jokes in a good natured way so that no one gets insulted and hits you. You are better off not to tell any Red Sox jokes in or around the city of Boston, especially if you are a Yankees fan. Or even look like a Yankees fan. You are welcome to tell baseball jokes about the Cubs in Chicago as these are always welcome. The retirement of Dennis Rodman, however, has seriously decreased the fun basketball jokes made at his expense.

If you want to have some fun with sports fans, you can tell basketball jokes as way for you to have some fun. When it comes to baseball jokes, however, you can probably have a comedy career just talking about the Chicago Cubs.

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Funny Gifts and Joke Presents- Because Life is Too Short not to Have a Good Belly Laugh Now and Again!

2010
09.05

by 92YTribeca

Funny Gifts and Joke Presents- Because Life is Too Short not to Have a Good Belly Laugh Now and Again!

In this fast paced and stressful life that we often lead, one can have the tendency to forget how to laugh. The adage ‘laughter is the best medicine’ could well be true as there is strong evidence to suggest that laughter can actually improve health. I have read that laughter therapy (also known as psycho-neuroimmunology) can actually reduce stress hormone. The psychological benefits of humour are being recognised in the healthcare field. People often store negative emotions, such as anger, sadness and fear, rather than expressing them. Laughter provides a way for these emotions to be harmlessly released. Laughter is cathartic. Laughter also triggers the release of endorphins, the body’s natural painkillers, and produces a general sense of well-being.

There are of course many reasons why a person laughs, but it is often as a response to what is said and what is seen. When choosing a gift for your friend or family member, would it not be an excellent idea to buy a funny gift, joke gift or a gag gift. Of course the funnier the gift, the bigger and louder the laugh! In this short article I want to highlight 5 top amusing and affordable funny gifts.

Executive Gentlemen’s Ball Scratcher- this really is the ultimate funny gift for men, boyfriends or husbands. This is definitely the present for the man who has everything! Aimed at the “Busy Male Executive” is the Gentleman’s Ball Scratcher! For the days when your own hands are just not precise enough, the Gentleman’s Ball Scratcher is in the shape of a delicate female hand, for those hard to reach places. The 9 inch handle provides excellent extra length to help get around difficult obstacles (beer bellies, old pizza, empty beer cans etc.) and provide the relief so many crave…not he can do it with style. This is most certainly not a gift for the ladies.

Crazy 8 Ball- the crazy 8 ball is perfect for those who play ball but often looses. This 2 inch diameter ball feels and looks exactly like a normal Pool ball but it has one fun difference which makes it wobble and go in all directions except the one intended. Just watch the amazement on your opponents face, as after you have discretely substituted the 8 Ball, he tries his pot! A really fun gift idea that will give you many laughs.

Remote Controlled Fart Machine- We all remember the good old fashioned Whoopee Cushion don’t we? Now take this hilarious farting gag to a whole new level with this remote controlled fart machine. The remote works at impressive distances and the machine produces a variety of realistic sounds, from polite little “boom-sa-lars” to a “morning after baked beans” trumpet.

USB Missile Launcher- The ultimate weaponry gadget in office warfare, the USB controlled Missile Launcher with sound effects is controlled by your PC and fires foam darts. Next time someone annoys you, take aim, and fire. Your PC can control the aim and will also fire the dart.

Beer Alarm- Protect you precious pint with this Beer Burglar Alarm System. Attach the little “sucker” to the side of you beer glass or bottle, set the proximity alert and walk away. Whenever someone comes within 30cm (12 inches) of your beer the mafia style voice alert sounds: “Keepa Da Hands off ma BEER!” The alarm can go off as a Siren or as the Mafia Voice.

These are only a minute handful of the large range of funny gifts available. However, one common purpose they should all have, is to make the person laugh.

My Linh Duong writes articles on gifts and gift ideas. For more information on these products, visit www.MyRedPacket.co.uk, a unique gift and gadget shop with a good range of Daft and Funny Gifts

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Humor, Laughter And Stress

2010
09.05

by Kuki Mendoza

Humor, Laughter And Stress

Using Laughter And Humor to Manage Stress

William Fry found that one minute of laughter does an equivalent amount of work as 15 minutes of work out on the rowing machine. Now is that not a fun and effective exercise to do?

Some studies show that a positive mindset, with a sense of humor and actual laughing help to improve outlook in life, gives better health and immune system. A sense of humor and actual laughing is touted to be an effective way to reduce stress.

Laughing, like deep breathing sends fresh oxygen into our cells and organs, pulls our body and facial muscles, changes our heart rate and blood pressure and increases the release of endorphins while reducing cortisol. Thank goodness for laughter that is free and a healthy sense of humor!

Never mind if you do not feel that there is very much to smile or laugh about. Some researches think that our body cannot tell if the laughter is spontaneous or simulated. So start smiling even when you do not feel like smiling and you can feel better. Start simulating the act of laughing; start learning how to laugh and have a little fun.  Take a lighter stance if you are feeling too serious, uptight or uneasy and see if we feel any differently.

Laughing, deep breathing replenishes your body with generous gulps of oxygen. And as you laugh more heartily, you begin to relax and see things with a different perspective. Your body then releases endorphins, the feel good chemical that will help you neutralize the sense of pressure and overwhelm.

Laughing heartily also help you burn up calories (about 50 calories for a good hearty laugh of 15 minutes, according to Maciej Buchowski)! That must be great news for those of us who are wanting to burn more calories! No wonder they say “Laughter is the Best Medicine”!

I have a free report on how you can “learn to laugh” to help manage stress. Make use of and follow the exercises mentioned there and add more laughter and joy into your life — and the life of those around you.

Humor and laughter can be a form of exercise to help you manage your daily stress, alone or in a group. I wonder if we should start having regular “laughing” time so we can fill up our oxygen supply, burn up some calories and feel a whole lot better!

 

If you find this helpful and would like to get your free report with tips on how to handling stress using laughter and humor just leave your details here.

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